ONLY ONE ONION?!

Some old lady laughed at me in the grocery store today. She thought it was hilarious that I was only buying one onion. I don't know why I would buy two...I'm just making stir fry. Here's how it went:

(Old lady walks up to me as I am putting the twist-tie on the onion bag)

OL: You're only buying one onion?!

Me: Yep...just one.

OL: Gosh, that is so funny. Ha ha ha...

(Old lady walks away)

What?!

Anyway, here I sit in my photoshop class lab. There are only 4 people here, excluding my instructor. Jeez, where is everybody. This is pathetic. Anyway, we're supposed to be practicing combining text with images. How difficult! Not. Anyway, here's what I've come up with. I took some random poem about beauty from google.