I'm hanging on my every word

I've added one more word to my spanish paper in the last 5 hours. That word is "and." Well actually it's "y" but that means "and" in spanish. What will I write next? This is so suspenseful, I'm hanging on my every word. Maybe the next word will be "the." I can't wait to find out! This is the most exciting thing that's happened to me all day.

That's a lie. The most exciting thing that's happened all day was the slight collision of a skateboarder trying to show off and a biker who was just pedaling along minding his own business. I laughed out loud as I walked down the street to the bus stop. Unfortunately this collision was off in the distance so the people near me couldn't see it, and probably thought I was just some lunatic laughing at her own thoughts...which I do from time to time.

Enough random stories, I need to finish this darn paper. I'll be back in a WHEEL. (not the best pun I've made, but work with me here)